Pizza for breakfast 2 : Electric Boogaloo

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Our Webring now has its own unique search engine that crawls the ring's websites, and it's simply amazing. Lieu was built by @cblgh

lieu.cblgh.org/

:maru:

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I spent parts of January working on a new kind of search engine. Instead of indexing the unfathomable internet, it focuses on enabling search for neighbourhoods of related websites—webrings, or other kinds of topically similar sites.

The search engine is called Lieu.
Try it out: lieu.cblgh.org
See the code: github.com/cblgh/lieu

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Anything is breakfast when you need to take a pill in the morning

Website that lets you look for minor symptoms without telling you about all the crippling diseases you probably don't have

Pass a law that dictates all mayonnaise comes in a squeezable

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You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Harvard Business School, and I've been involved in numerous secret meetings on Epstein's Island, and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in investment funds and I'm the top hedge fund of all Wall Street. You are nothing to me but just another stock. I will trade you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with destroying our financial system on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mossad spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, goy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can buy anywhere, anytime, and I can bankrupt you in six million ways, and that's just with my piggy bank. Not only am I extensively trained in talmudic finance, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mainstream Media and I will use it to its full extent to ruin your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" joke was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking wallet. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking bankrupt, kiddo.

gf asked the other day if I think she looks like her mother

took every fiber of my being to stop myself from saying they both have an absolute dump truck of an ass

Why invest in stocks when you can invest in pokemon cards

Trying to decide what's the best time to do side quests is one of the harder choices in life

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i'm still getting to grips with how this whole mastodon thing works, but, hey! can anyone send some tips my way? how do i find people to follow?

God know what I liked for Spotify to be this sure I'm Finnish.

Kafuka.ME

Kafuka.ME is a general instance that has a few 'highlight focuses':
Art
Technology/Computing
Gaming
and Emulation/Retro Computing!